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Freakshow (Roll the Damn Dice)

by Joy-Amy

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Full length theme song of the Roll the Damn Dice podcast. Find Roll the Damn Dice linktree at linktr.ee/RollTheDamnDice

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They said “Keep who you are locked up inside”,
They said “Make all your feelings run and hide”,
They told me “Change everything you say and do,
Then some day, we might come and talk to you.”

See there’s this thing, it’s hard to explain,
But I have a twisted and eccentric brain.
When I start talking people start to see,
And they try not to stand too close to me.

But I’ve never been
The kind of girl
Who ever wanted to live
In this oppressive world
I’ll put on my mask and let the map unfurl.

I’m a freakshow, everybody should know.
Make the party roll initiative and watch me go-oh
Cause devastation, cast fireball, take inspiration,
Killing monsters is my only vice,
So roll the damn dice.

Obsessed, by the things I watch on my TV,
With Sci-fi and the strange allure of fantasy,
Did not leave playing games to my childhood
A mix of lawful evil, chaotic good.

But I don’t know if you
Could ever see
You ever falling for
A geek like me
I could be your DM
You’ll be my PC

I’m a freakshow, everybody should know.
Make the party roll initiative and watch me go-oh
The losers hit the deck as you roll your arcana check,
Hope 11 hit points will suffice
And roll the damn dice


Hp slips away, as I face every foe,
So come on Paladine, bless this death saving throw,

I’m a freakshow, everybody should know.
Make the party roll initiative and watch me go-oh
Let’s play some D&D, drown in vicious mockery,
We’ll eat jaffa cakes and misbehave.

I’m a freakshow, I’m a freakshow, I’m a geekshow,
Maybe we’ll save the day,
Just pray it’s not a TPK,
Give me advantage and I’ll roll this twice.
Let’s roll the damn dice.

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released March 1, 2022
Music and Lyrics - Joy-Amy Wigman
Vocals - Joy-Amy Wigman
All Instruments - Alexander White
Produced by Arpeggio Creative

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Joy-Amy Cheltenham, UK

Joy-Amy is a singer songwriter from Cheltenham in the UK. She is the resident Bard for the Roll The Damn Dice podcast and writes the episode madrigals and theme song.

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